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Our Mission
Civility Utah exists to provide a
tranquil, peaceful environment for intellectual pontification,
to soothe anxiety and concerns with softness and moderation,
and to increase trust in all government officials.
We do this by
sharing happy thoughts, by intellectualizing subjects until
people feel good about what is going on, and by providing
civility training to
citizens who have not yet figured out how to numb their
idealism and suppress their emotions.
Our Philosophy
Civility Utah promotes government that is
nice, friendly, and civil. We despise agitation,
conflict, and mean-spiritedness. We believe that nothing
is worth fighting over or getting nasty. We love warm,
fuzzy speeches and hearing pleasant stories and promises.
Our heartfelt desire is to see citizens
stop being angry and
to sustain their leaders without question
— like the good old days.
Equal Opportunity
Civility Utah attempts to give kudos to all officials.
We respect anyone, regardless of their actions or
philosophies. In the quest for civility, we will
continuously search for ways to be nice to others.
Candidate Endorsements
Civility Utah
supports and endorses any candidate for political office who
is nice, calm, and always positive. We run away from
people who seem unhappy or disappointed.
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If you have comments or suggestions, please
email us at
info@accountabilityutah.org.
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